Tuesday, January 25, 2011

school




school.
who does't like it?
most of people when i asked whether they want to go to school again or not, they answered yes.
i think school is the place that we can be anyone we like.
we can do whatever we want, where we want at anytime we like.
there is only one obstacle.
the regulation of school.
sometimes the school rules can be good and bad.
but most of the time it always bad.
really miss the school.
but can't wait to further my study .
when we finished our SPM, suddenly all the burden of responsibility is on our shoulder.
many thing that we have to think.
about our future, our life.
it's so hard to think.
but, we must pass through the resistance in front of us because our future is behind the obstacle.
no one says life is easy.
'mana nak dapat sagu kalau tak dipecah runyungnya'.
try to set a goal and try as hard as you can to achieve that goal.

Friday, January 21, 2011

BILL COSBY


*this jokes taken from bill cosby show.

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen,
I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell
thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

another jokes.

My parents never smiled... because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it. Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! "Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?"

Thursday, January 20, 2011

KELEDEK


One evening, a boy name lantoi was playing inside his room. then his mother called him.

lantoi's mother: " lantoi, tolong mak belikan kredit 20ringgit.

then lantoi just said yes mom. he went to the shop to buy what he was told by his mom.

when he arrived at the shop, he asked the worker.

lantoi: " pakcik, boleh bagi saya keledek 20ringgit tak?"

then the 'pakcik' gave him what he asked for. Later lantoi called his mother than he said.

lantoi: "mak, berat la nak angkat"

lantoi's mother: " apa yang berat?"

lantoi: "keledek yang mak suruh beli la"

lantoi's mother: " ha?? keledek?? mak suruh beli kredit bukannya keledek!"

Because of being ashamed of himself, he had to ask his brother to come to the shop just to return back all the 'keledek' at the shop.

Moral of the story, please clean your ears frequently.